hip-hop-lifestyle:

*sends pic of boner*

girl: mmm, send me one of you hard (;

me:

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amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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carpios:

more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate

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queerpoc:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is
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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(Source: aru, via fake-mermaid)